Will my new book manuscript sell? will it make the NY Times best seller list? I know you have said that your not truly psychic, however you are the Great Wimble, so I suppose you of all people should know!

Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,

Well, I’m glad that you thought of me when it came to this question. Whenever a person writes a book, they always want to know if it will sell. Well, let the Great Wimble explain a few things when it comes to writing books.

You may spend years writing a book. Or, perhaps you wrote it overnight. Either way, there’s one thing you must realize. At least ONE person out there in this world will read your book. Just like the say when it comes to soul mates, there is always at least one soul mate for every person on earth. The same goes for books as well. There is always at least one “soul book reader” who will read your book. Now, chances are your soul book reader will purchase your book. How do I know this? Simple. They’re your soul book reader and love your book. Therefore they will buy it. That answers the first question. Yes, your book will sell.

Now, as far as “will it make the NY Times Best Seller List” goes, that’s a much tougher question. Now, since I’m not psychic, I don’t know what this book is about, or if it’s even well written. I’ll assume that it is well written. However, even knowing that, it’s very difficult to determine if it will make the list.

OH WAIT!!! Psychic experience coming… Oh my… OOOOHHH MY!!!! OH NO!!!… OH YES!!! Yep, just as I suspected. Yes, it will make the list. However, I am unable to determine where on the list it is located. And I’m not sure if it’ll be printed in the NY Times either. To say the least, you’re book will be on the list, just like every other book ever written and published. However, it may not make it high enough in the list to be printed in the NY Times.

Hope I was able to help and I wish the best of luck with your book. Hope to hear from you again, even though I won’t realize it.

Wimble

Do You Think It Will Be Possible To Ever Live On The Moon? If So When?

Four Rooms

Dear Four Rooms,

Ah, yes, the famous “moon” question. I have pondered this question many times. After years of doing this, I’ve finally determined whether it would be possible, or not.

Let me get my answer out of the way. Do I think it’s possible to ever live on the moon? To put it simply, yes. In fact, we could do it right now if we really wanted to. Why don’t we? Because it’d be really expensive and we all know how money controls the world. Now, I’m not talking a few billion dollars, I’m seeing more than the national debt (not just for one person). But let’s not go there.

Now that I got that out of the way, let’s think of how life would be on the moon. You would have to live in a little bubble for a house. (Not necessarily shaped that way). You would never be able to open the windows, because you would lose all of your air (which would have to be stored in tanks in your house, and you would have to pay a fortune to have air shipped from Earth to the Moon). You would have to walk to the store in a big suit since there’s no air to breathe. Oh, and a tether would be a good idea too, just in case you happened to jump too high and start floating off into space.

Now that’s just a little of how life would be like on the moon. For me, I would never want to live that way. Never being able to see the trees and flowers and blue sky out of my window. Instead, it would be just gray dirt and black sky, 24/7/365 (or whatever the day cycle would be on the moon).

So, in the end, yes I do think it’s possible to live on the moon. When, right now if you’re felt the urge and could afford it. But for me, I’ll be keeping my feet on Earth for quite some time, at least until they get some sort of atmosphere up there.

Thanks for your question, and hope to hear from you again.

Wimble

How do you know when you’re in love?

Tain

Dear Tain,

Well, Tain, I’m glad to see that someone has actually tried to stump me. Love is a very, very difficult topic to talk about. It’s even more difficult to know when you are actually in love. However, have no fear, for the Great Wimble is here. I spent quite some time pondering this question myself, and I believe I have finally come to a conclusion.

When someone falls in “love” with another person, is it really love? Perhaps it’s merely the urge to be with someone, or simply lust (not that there’s anything wrong with that). That is what makes it so difficult to answer this question, because those feelings can be easily confused, or hard to pinpoint. So, what do I have to tell you?

Well, the most important thing that you can do is to step back and take a look at things outside of your little circle. For example, one may be able to simply go into their bathroom and take a look into their “tain” (for those of you who don’t know, tain is the tinfoil backing of a mirror). When a person does this, they are able to see themselves, and makes it a lot easier to try to view yourself from outside of your little circle. When you carefully inspect yourself, only then can you determine if you are really in “love”. You’ll notice certain things about yourself that are different from when you were not in “love”. You’ll notice very small changes in your life since this “love” has come along. Although everyone experiences different changes, there are some that are more common than others. For example, you may notice that you are late for appointments, or that country living becomes more appealing, and even that things and people around you seem taller (just to name a few). Only then will you know you are truly in “love”.

I hope I was able to answer your question. Please keep in mind that I am not a professional and that this is all meant for entertainment purposes only.. . Hope to hear from you again.

Roger and out,

Wimble

What will I be doing in five years??? Oh.. and why do dogs chase cats???

NOVELLA=)

Dear NOVELLA=),

As you may know, I don’t necessarily claim to be a psychic, although I do occasionally have psychic experiences, or is it psychotic? Hmmm.. Either way, your first question is extremely difficult to answer. Based upon the years of research I’ve put into the general topic of what people will be doing in the future, I’ve learned the following, which most likely will apply to you as well as most other people. For starters, the future is not going to be DRAMATICALLY different than things are now. Unless something drastic occurs within 5 years, that I don’t see coming, cause I’m not psychic, then here is what you will be doing in 5 years. I see you sitting in front of your computer, typing a message to me, and your other friends of course. I also see you going to work on a normal basis. Can’t really tell where you’ll be working, but I’m seeing a lot of animals around, and people too… hmmm… I can also see your husband standing over your should from time to time, and doing little …. things … OK, I’m not going to go there…. I pretty much see you doing practically the same things as now, but with a few differences…

Now, why do dogs chase cats?? That’s definately the harder of the two questions. Of course, before I can answer this question, you all must realize that It’s just not true that animals don’t have a conscience. It’s just not true, to say the least. Anyways, with that aside, I can get back to why dogs chase cats. It’s quite simple really, when you think about it. You must also keep in mind that not all dogs chase cats. Some dogs just adore their cat friends. Again, back to the question at hand.

Well, Dogs are like those people who just like to get on people’s nerves, but in a fun way, since they are always wanting to play. Cats on the other hand, are like those people who just lay around all day and do absolutely nothing. Well, Dogs realize this, and find that Cats are “easy” targets to “make fun” of for a laugh. So, they chase the Cats. Cat obviously runs because they don’t know what the Dogs are going to do to them (scared), and the Dogs are just having a ball of a time because they think it’s extremely funny…

So, there you have it.. now you know what you’ll be doing in 5 years, and you also know why dogs chase cats. Hope I was able to help ya…

Wimble