I notice that this site is missing one of the most important questions. Sure, Wimble not being able to control his lust for Mr. Monkey is a question that has long plagued mankind, but I have a more important one. What is the hierarchy of the JuJuBe flavors?

Jeb

Dear Jeb:

Thank you so much for asking one of the most important questions in the WORLD!!! I’ll let you ponder what has plagued mankind however. I’m only here to answer questions, not to ponder on these questions. But, the hierarchy of the JuJuBe flavors is a very important hierarchy for people to understand. The Great Wimble is here to make this easier to understand.

For starters, some of you may not know what a JuJuBe is. Well, a JuJuBe is a candy that is similar to Dots. They are a gummy like thing that taste EXTREMELY good. They’re like heaven. No, they’re like this:

JuJuBe’s are like royalty. The reds and the oranges are the best. They are like the Kings and Queens of ALL JuJuBe’s. The yellows and greens are like the peasants. Maybe, someday, they will all get together and have a JuJuBe Revolution!!

Now, if you still don’t understand I’ll lay it out like this:

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Hope that makes more sense. Now, take that hierarchy to heart, and you will understand many of life’s unknowns.

Wimble