Jun 25
wimbleRecreation funny, jokes
Dear Wimble,
Why do men find it funny to crack corny jokes??? And then think that they are the funniest person alive when they do it..??
Novella=)
Dear Novella=),
I’m glad to hear from you again. Now, this question is fairly simple to answer. In fact, it’s so simple that I don’t understand why females don’t know the answer. Well, the Great Wimble will explain.
The reason why men find it funny to crack corny jokes is simply because men know the true meaning of humor. In fact, one main reason why men find these questions funny is simply because women don’t understand. Or perhaps they’re unable to comprehend their complexity.
Let’s take a look at a sample:
What did the monster eat after it had its teeth pulled?
The dentist!
Now don’t tell me that you don’t find that humorous… I mean, seriously. If you find my answers humorous then that “corny” joke MUST be just absolutely hilarious.
There’s also another possible explanation. Ever since the beginning of time, women have always thought of men as inferior. DON’T LIE!!! JUST ADMIT IT!!! You, growing up with your parents, have learned to think of men the same as they did, who learned it from their parents, and so on. Because of this accusation, you look down on men and don’t want to admit that these jokes are humorous.
Hope I was able to help. Next time be a little easier on the men. There’s more to us than your ancestors may have told you.
Wimble
Jun 16
wimbleRecreation, Shopping
Dear Wimble
I notice that this site is missing one of the most important questions. Sure, Wimble not being able to control his lust for Mr. Monkey is a question that has long plagued mankind, but I have a more important one. What is the hierarchy of the JuJuBe flavors?
Jeb
Dear Jeb:
Thank you so much for asking one of the most important questions in the WORLD!!! I’ll let you ponder what has plagued mankind however. I’m only here to answer questions, not to ponder on these questions. But, the hierarchy of the JuJuBe flavors is a very important hierarchy for people to understand. The Great Wimble is here to make this easier to understand.
For starters, some of you may not know what a JuJuBe is. Well, a JuJuBe is a candy that is similar to Dots. They are a gummy like thing that taste EXTREMELY good. They’re like heaven. No, they’re like this:
JuJuBe’s are like royalty. The reds and the oranges are the best. They are like the Kings and Queens of ALL JuJuBe’s. The yellows and greens are like the peasants. Maybe, someday, they will all get together and have a JuJuBe Revolution!!
Now, if you still don’t understand I’ll lay it out like this:
Hope that makes more sense. Now, take that hierarchy to heart, and you will understand many of life’s unknowns.
Wimble
Jun 08
wimbleRecreation baby oil, corn oil, olive oil, vegetable oil, wheat germ
Dear Wimble,
If Olive Oil comes from Olives, then where does Baby Oil come from?
Joey
Dear Joey,
Well, Joey, this would be a simple answer if only the English language were actually a proper language. Unfortunately, it’s not that simple. So, does Baby Oil come from babies, or not? It’s a good thing you asked the Great Wimble.
Let’s look at all the different kinds of oils out there. Off the top of my head, I can think of a few. Vegetable Oil, Olive Oil (wasn’t Popeye in love with her?), and Corn Oil. Obviously there are more, but these are the important ones. So, let’s look at them all again:
Vegetable Oil
Olive Oil
Corn Oil
Baby Oil
Now, how can we organize these oils? Oh, that’s easy. Baby Oil is the only one you don’t cook with. That makes your question even harder, since you’re not really comparing the same types of oils. But I think I can still work around that.
The most common ingredients in Baby Oil are the following: Almond Oil, wheat germ oil, and Vitamin E. Sounds pretty edible to me. Almonds are good, so that should be edible. Wheat Germ.. that’s edible too. Vitamin E… well, it’s a Vitamin, so it must be edible. Therefore, Baby Oil must be edible. I think that calls for a new cooking oil!!! YUMMY!!!
But still, where does one get baby oil from? That’s quite simple. It comes from the same place as Olive Oil, and Vegetable Oil, and Corn Oil… The Store!
Hope I was able to answer your question. Hope to hear from you again.
Wimble
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